do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
These are very clever, I really enjoyed them.
Omg the mythology one
Coming out of the closet idea: if you want to marry your boyfriend find a lesbian couple that wants to get married and have a double wedding where each guy is set to marry a woman. Then at the wedding just before “I do” just go “wait a minute. Something is wrong here” then switch to your partner and marry them instead. Four people get to come out of the closet at once. Very efficient.
The most efficient
"you support gay rights so you must be gay"
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
If you call yourself ugly you have no right to turn a guy down at all
for once someone using my art as a proper reaction to a mind numbingly stupid statement wow
dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit